the office i'm working at did not know what they were getting themselves into when they agreed to take on 6 interns from around the country. they probably figured it would be a tame couple of months, since we didn't know each other and we were supposed to be some of the top law students (with hard work ethics and low senses of humor)

well, the 6 of us are different. we've hit it off and become quite close and comfortable with one another. this led to such events as 'pirate day' (where we wore pirate hats and passed out pirate stickers and pirate booty to the office). you see, if you put 6 repressed students into one little reception area, they turn into kindergartners.

they set us up in what was (and what will be when we leave) the receptionist area. they moved the comfy couches somewhere else and put up 6 card tables for us. we are the first line of defense for the office. i wish i had a camera for the first day the UPS man walked in the door while we were there. it was priceless. everyone has a variation of the same reaction

"whoa" (then they check the label on the door to make sure they are in the right place)

another downfall for the entire office is the fact that i stumbled upon some fresh jack handey quotes the other day! i almost fell down, i was laughing so hard. it was a hazardous situation. i shall share a few. for your safety, sit down first.

I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.

If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth, in your underwear, don't stop and think of what other words have "under" in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness.

When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.